[ ...Kido debates between the rumor nonsense and the being carried nonsense and they're both equally terrible. She should have just agreed to let Terry go home by himself and come back. ]

Fine... I don't want the bags to split on the way back, so here, give them to me. I'll hold onto them, and you hold onto me.

[ Physics suggests that if Terry goes 80mph carrying groceries in one hand and leave them flapping in the wind, he will not have any groceries by the time he gets home. ]