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[reveilation]

Tsubomi Kido

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(uhh, insert whatever message Terry had on his phone last)

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[reveilation]

[ Is this karma for the maid thing? At least Kido doesn't have appearances to keep up, looking like this already, so she aims a spin kick at Terry's pants pocket; even if he can't die, she can still destroy that phone and all the evidence on it. ]

[overstrain]

[ Thankfully, he catches Kido's leg in time with his hand, and... he immediately lowers it because that's when he notices that Kido has nice legs and he wants to die right then and there. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anyway, he grabs her hands next. ]

I'll buy these for you.

[ You can't stop him this time, Kido. He's motivated. ]

[reveilation]

[ RIP Terry

Also RIP Kido because she doesn't!! need this!!! ]

You don't have to! I'm just going to wear a hoodie over everything, so there's no point!

[overstrain]

You need more clothes anyway.

[ Girl... it's fine? Let him spoil you every now and then!! But he wonders if Kido can deny the amount of clothes. ]

C'mon Kidoooo. It'll be fine! You look good in it. Well... you always looked good in anything anyway.

[ He's only ever seen her wear her hoodies and the yukata before but you know what? The point stands. ]

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[ No... the good thing about hoodies that you can wear anything you want under it, you can even wear a pajama top if you really wanted to. ]

Then I'll look fine in just a hoodie... If you buy me nice things that I'll barely ever wear anyways, that's a waste, isn't it?

[overstrain]

No, because I want you to wear them. Besides, your hoodies aren't that big to cover your pants too, so at least wear some of it every now and then.

[ That's the compromise he's gonna settle on. He can't reduce it any more. ]

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[ Lmfao what compromise is this? What does she get out of this? Questions Kido asks herself while she just sort of stares at him. ]

...I'll wear all this if you wear the glasses for one full week without taking them off.

[overstrain]

... Are they really that bad?

[ He has no idea what the glasses look like. ]

Do they make me look like a hipster or something?

[ ??? ]

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They suit you.

[ That's all she says but yeah, they're really that bad ]

[overstrain]

[ He has moments where he's able to put two and two together and all he can think about is that... they must be bad. ]

Okay, fine.

[ He's an idiot. ]

But it's your turn. Go pick out five things! I wanna see what you choose.

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Sure. Let me take this stuff off first.

[ Since it'd be sort of weird walking around the store in their clothes. But after Kido's changed back into her own clothes and hands the rest of the clothes to Terry, she goes back to the women's section of the store and proceeds to pick out the exact same things he did but sized up so they'll maybe fit Terry. They'll be matchy-matchy. ]

[overstrain]

[ This is Kido taking the expectations of the couple matching clothes and twisting it. I love it. Terry doesn't though. He's sitting in the changing room, waiting for Kido to toss the clothes over the door. He's holding everything too, including the set that he's gonna buy for Kido. He looks through his thankfully undamaged phone to see if there's anything else he should do.

Jeopardy theme plays. ]

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[ Yeah, they'll match and it'll be cute.

She stands up on the tips of her toes to hand the clothes over the doorframe instead of tossing it, because it'll be a real shame if the Terry has to buy dusty clothes. ]

If you need a size up or down, just let me know.

[ Otherwise she'll stand with her back leaning against the door so he can't run either. ]

[overstrain]

[ Terry receives the clothes over the door and he looks... at them...

... ]

Kido, you did this as payback, didn't you?

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They suit you.

[ Yeah. Now hurry up and put them on. ]

[overstrain]

[ Several minutes pass... ]

They don't suit me at all! The body type is all wrong!

[ I mean. It's not a skirt, so he doesn't have too much to complain about. ]

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[ She could have gone with a skirt, but that means she'd have to wear one too to be matchy. ]

Do you want a hoodie to put over it? The one you have in there should fit.

[overstrain]

No... the pants are too slim. I don't think a size change that fix that either...

[ He doesn't really know how fashion works though, so it's ??? for him. ]

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Can you get it on, though?

[ Doesn't matter if it fits or if it suits him. The point is to suffer. ]

[overstrain]

... Yeah.

[ What happened to it being too slim?? Maybe it's just Terry's preferences. Anyway, when Terry is done, he'll slowly open the door after telling Kido that he's finished and he comes out. He's wearing the white shirt, but you can't see it under the black hoodie at all. Moreover, the hoodie seems to be a little big for his size, with only his fingers peeking out of the arm hole. The hat covers some of his face, since he's not wearing the hood, but it doesn't do anything to hide the obvious embarrassment as he tilts his head down. Since the hoodie jacket is big on him, it kinda hides the actual size of his shoulders, making him seem smaller then he is. The pants are basically like wearing skinny jeans though. lmao. ]

[reveilation]

[ ...haha. He looks ridiculous, and Kido almost smiles, taking out her phone and taking Terry's picture. Another one for the family photo album. ]

The glasses will really complete the look. Alright, so we're set.

[overstrain]

... I can't wear these pants. I feel like my blood circulation is getting cut off.

[ He immediately goes back into the changing room. ]

I thought you'd pick out something better!

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What could be better than the clothes you so kindly picked out for me? Stay in there; I'll be back with another pair of pants.

[ She'll have mercy and find something in the men's section, but it'll still be skinny jeans ]

[overstrain]

[ Kido no he hates skinny jeans yamete

Terry will honestly just take this as Kido doesn't care what the hell he wears as long as it's either decent or funny looking (to her). That's one thing he learned today... but he wants to find her preferences on his own without pinpointing. Pinpointing feels like cheating in a relationship like this...

Terry obediently waits in the dressing room though. ]

[reveilation]

[ Laughs, yeah, she really honestly does not care what people wear, because it's not like she's the shining beacon of fashion herself. So, whatever's comfortable. Or funny (to her). She's just being mean.

She never had to shop for anyone other than herself, so she just goes by the length of Terry's legs to find a couple pair of pants to toss over. They're all ones with soft enough fabric that he can run and jump in, though, because that's what he's going to be doing, huh. ]