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Well, it's their job... besides, it's not like I'll have a full lineup.

[ He wants to see Kido in different clothes!! This is his rare (?) chance!!! ]

Let's do it.

[ Just because it's their job, it doesn't mean you make more work!! ]

I dunno, from how enthusiastic you sound, I can see you wanting to try on everything in the store.

[ But she sighs and holds up her hand, palm out and fingers outstretched. ]

Five things. You can choose five things to try on, and that's it.

[ Terry looks around the store from where he stands and then looks at Kido again. Then he looks off to the side, at the floor for about five seconds with a slightly red face and then looks up again after clearing whatever he was thinking out of his mind. ]

Okay, go to a changing room. I'll throw the clothes over the door when I come back.

[ He doesn't even wait for Kido's answer before he goes to get the clothes he's picking out. Terry didn't know her basic sizes, so rather than asking her, he just... pinpointed that info. He feels dirty. Gomen, Kido. ]

[ WOW. TERRY'S SHADOW CAN'T KILL EVERYBODY NEXT MONTH IF KIDO KILLS HIM FIRST.

She doesn't even move from the spot, she just stares after Terry and whatever sort of clothing section he's in right now. ]

I meant for you! Five things for you to try on!!

You can pick five for me too after.

[ Yup... He will eventually get everything, which pretty much makes this, hat and all. She better be in a changing room by now or he's gonna put her in one. ]

[ I'm so mad because that's a cute outfit, but Kido is too busy walking out the door already, she didn't even look to see what he's got for her. ]

[ He goes to pick up Kido by the sides, puts her overhead, and places her into the dressing room with the clothes he picked out. ]

I'll be waiting outside ☆

[ Then he closes the door. ]

[ All the store workers are going to stare while Kido screeches before being thrown into the dressing room. She can't even hide and sneak out or it'll be like last time where Terry immediately caught her. Ugh........

It makes her mad because the clothes fit perfectly once she caves and tries them on or she'll be captive until closing time. It looks cute... if she ignores the scowl on her face when she looks at herself in the mirror.

But fine. Okay. When she steps out of the changing room, she's wearing everything, even the hat. Also the oversized hoodie thrown on top with the hood up over the hat. Ta-da..... ]

[ When the door to the dressing room opens, Terry's head perks up since he was looking down at his phone again and.

Oh.

My god.

Terry's expression brightens considerably. He even takes a quick picture before shoving his phone into his pants pocket and rushes over to Kido immediately. ]

It looks so good on you!!

[ Is this karma for the maid thing? At least Kido doesn't have appearances to keep up, looking like this already, so she aims a spin kick at Terry's pants pocket; even if he can't die, she can still destroy that phone and all the evidence on it. ]

[ Thankfully, he catches Kido's leg in time with his hand, and... he immediately lowers it because that's when he notices that Kido has nice legs and he wants to die right then and there. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anyway, he grabs her hands next. ]

I'll buy these for you.

[ You can't stop him this time, Kido. He's motivated. ]

[ RIP Terry

Also RIP Kido because she doesn't!! need this!!! ]

You don't have to! I'm just going to wear a hoodie over everything, so there's no point!

You need more clothes anyway.

[ Girl... it's fine? Let him spoil you every now and then!! But he wonders if Kido can deny the amount of clothes. ]

C'mon Kidoooo. It'll be fine! You look good in it. Well... you always looked good in anything anyway.

[ He's only ever seen her wear her hoodies and the yukata before but you know what? The point stands. ]

[ No... the good thing about hoodies that you can wear anything you want under it, you can even wear a pajama top if you really wanted to. ]

Then I'll look fine in just a hoodie... If you buy me nice things that I'll barely ever wear anyways, that's a waste, isn't it?

No, because I want you to wear them. Besides, your hoodies aren't that big to cover your pants too, so at least wear some of it every now and then.

[ That's the compromise he's gonna settle on. He can't reduce it any more. ]

[ Lmfao what compromise is this? What does she get out of this? Questions Kido asks herself while she just sort of stares at him. ]

...I'll wear all this if you wear the glasses for one full week without taking them off.

... Are they really that bad?

[ He has no idea what the glasses look like. ]

Do they make me look like a hipster or something?

[ ??? ]

They suit you.

[ That's all she says but yeah, they're really that bad ]

[ He has moments where he's able to put two and two together and all he can think about is that... they must be bad. ]

Okay, fine.

[ He's an idiot. ]

But it's your turn. Go pick out five things! I wanna see what you choose.

Sure. Let me take this stuff off first.

[ Since it'd be sort of weird walking around the store in their clothes. But after Kido's changed back into her own clothes and hands the rest of the clothes to Terry, she goes back to the women's section of the store and proceeds to pick out the exact same things he did but sized up so they'll maybe fit Terry. They'll be matchy-matchy. ]

[ This is Kido taking the expectations of the couple matching clothes and twisting it. I love it. Terry doesn't though. He's sitting in the changing room, waiting for Kido to toss the clothes over the door. He's holding everything too, including the set that he's gonna buy for Kido. He looks through his thankfully undamaged phone to see if there's anything else he should do.

Jeopardy theme plays. ]

[ Yeah, they'll match and it'll be cute.

She stands up on the tips of her toes to hand the clothes over the doorframe instead of tossing it, because it'll be a real shame if the Terry has to buy dusty clothes. ]

If you need a size up or down, just let me know.

[ Otherwise she'll stand with her back leaning against the door so he can't run either. ]

[ Terry receives the clothes over the door and he looks... at them...

... ]

Kido, you did this as payback, didn't you?

They suit you.

[ Yeah. Now hurry up and put them on. ]

[ Several minutes pass... ]

They don't suit me at all! The body type is all wrong!

[ I mean. It's not a skirt, so he doesn't have too much to complain about. ]

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